There’s a story about a concern in Moscow in the former Communist Russia recently which caused many frowns for Mr Putin and his Politburo and they called in the KGB and had Santa Claus arrested for the following reasons :
1. He was dressed in red!
2. Looked like Karl Marx;
3. Represented one of the icons of American capitalism, Coca Cola;
4. Gave away things which is no longer politically correct in Russia
5. Had children sitting on his knee and occasionally kissed them on the cheek!
6. He kept on saying: ‘Ho, ho, ho’
“Was there anything else Commissar?” “Yes, Comrade, cruelty to animals….he worked those poor reindeers too hard.”
Warren James
