An alternative energy nightmare in one act

Canberra, 2011. The nation’s most important cave dwellers, the Greens, are assembled in Parliament House to try Tony Abbott for opposing Green-Labor’s proposed Carbon Tax.
Inquisitor Bob Brown stands and looks malevolently at Mr Abbott. Shaking a bony finger at him, Bob Brown shouts, “So, Mr Abbott, do you still refuse to deny the doctrine of Al Gore whereby the earth is being destroyed by global warming — and treating with contempt the warnings of the all-knowing Tim Flannery that the eastern coastline of Australia will be flooded by 2020?”.
Mr Abbott looks straight at Mr Brown. He says, “Yes” to these terrible charges.
Inquisitor Brown narrows his eyes. “And do you agree with Professor Ian Plimer’s contention that the earth warms and cools cyclically? Do you subscribe to the anti-coal-tax views of the ‘hate media’, namely, “The Australian” and the Andrew Bolt Blog? And the views of the sceptics out there?”
Mr Abbott can only answer “Yes” to these dreadful accusations.
Inquisitor Brown is about to make a world-shattering observation on the obstinacy of those who do not accept the unscientific consensus that global warming is man-made, when — suddenly — the House is plunged into darkness. The cave dwellers gasp in terror. “Damn!” exclaims Inquisitor Brown, “Get those lights back on!”
From the darkness, Julia Gillard, assistant to the Inquisitor, stumbles her way into the room with a flickering candle. “What’s the problem?” she asks. “The wind- and solar-power systems have already kicked in.”
Great sobbing and cries of despair are heard from the cave dwellers.
CURTAIN.

Dr Paul Fidlon,
Armidale

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