Skate dudes have a great new skate park in Port
the best between Queensland and Sydney which the rate-payers have bought,
there are now heaps of skaters, young and old doin’ the pump
Just two days old and we have made it a dump.
We don’t care about using the bin
we are just there to do our thing,
Cost the locals seven-hundred thousand bucks
without our own cleaner, our park now sucks.
Broken bottles and cans of grog,
just leave our half-eaten pizzas and kebabs on the log,
where are the one-fifty planners – Liam Bully and Kevin Moran
to clean up our mess so we can skate again.
Name withheld
